Thursday, November 12, 2009

Knit Wits, Part 3: Meet Me At The Peach Pit




"Tiffany, I figure this is as good a time as any to tell you...I'm gay. Also, I just landed my first real acting gig, playing "Peach Pit Dishwasher #3" on Beverly Hills 90210. If I really prove myself, I may be able to move up to the role of "Brandon Walsh's Sideburn Double". You what they say: you gotta suck a lot of....well, you of all people know how to get ahead in this biz."


"Oh, Rick. I knew it all along. But I also have my own Hollywood plans. I just scored a totally awesome role too, playing "Side Ponytail Stand-In" for Kristy Swanson on some movie about a teenage vampire-slayer. Wicked, right? I guess doing all those splits in a cheerleader skirt finally paid off."

10 comments:

  1. You really had me cracking up with this post. LOL

    Hope you're having a cool day. Cheers!

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  2. The cover girl kinda looks like spandex wearing Olivia Newton John...

    haha

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  3. I didn't know Olivia Newton-John did knitwear modeling - I wonder why it isn't on her resume.....

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  4. Hi hon, there's an award for you over at my blog!
    http://glamaray.blogspot.com/

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  5. Hi, Keith! Glad I could be of assistance! Thanks for stopping in!

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  6. Michelle & Hollis (Past Perfect)~ Good call! I didn't even notice, but she totally looks like "the Newt"!

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  7. An award? For moi? Aww shucks, thank you Glama! xoxo

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  8. Maybe Olivia's career would have lasted a bit longer if she did put knitwear modeling in her resume! Dumb move on her part!

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