Sick Leave

Hey, kids! Just checking in here to report that I should be back posting on my regular schedule this Sunday. I've been down and out, annihilated really, with the flu all stinking week. The flu! Apparently it's a "thing" going around these days. Who knew? I haven't been sick in over a year, so I forgot what great fun it is to have every inch of you hurt. My eyeballs hurt. My fingernails hurt. My hair hurts, even. Sonofa!

Anyway, I hope none of you are battling the plague like I, but if you are, Nurse Manhands here will take good care of you.