Didja miss me, like I missed the heck out of you guys?! It took me a little longer than I thought to come back for my triumphant return, crawling back from the brink of death-by-plague (not really), for which I slightly apologize. Thanks to all you sweet faces that sent me some well-wishin' and emails saying "Where the hell are you?!", and "Are you dead or what?!" but mostly "Hot and lonely overweight men want to meet you now, on Zoosk!" But seriously, it was no big whoop just an ass-kicking flu. Still, you guys rock and I lurve you all. (Sadly this lovefest will end momentarily when I drop a heavy dose of Way-Out Wednesday fuckuppery on y'all.)
And so, I give you...
It Knows What You Did Last Summer. But don't worry. It won't tell... but it's gonna cost you.
Ick. Is he thinking about what part of you he's gonna eat first, or does he just look like your average, run-of-the mill perv clown, wondering what part of you to fondle first? Either way, you're screwed. (Ba-dum, ching!)
Ahh, it's good to be back.
Creeptastic Vintage Needlepoint Framed Clown Picture available on Etsy from seller Old and New Boutique.
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