Aqua Blue Heaven Friday: Waiting For The Sound Of Thunder.

Welcome to Aqua Blue Heaven Friday!





Today's vintage aqua pick is this Vintage 60's Cardigan, currently available on Etsy from seller Spun Sugar Vintage. Cute, right? It's simple, but not really, you know what I mean? (No?!) I love the zig-zaggy design. It reminds me of...of...lightning? fire? a backgammon board? stalagmites? stalagtites? Whatever. Before I get a little too nerdy up in here, just behold the simple sweater I just made really complicated for no good reason:

Way-Out Wednesday: Keep Your Handerpants To Yourself.

Welcome to an especially way-out Way-Out Wednesday...that's also especially late!





Today's pick for Way-Out Wednesday isn't vintage (don't kill me!) and it can't be found from my artsy homegirls on Etsy (say whaa?!) and it's not creepy (I'm sorry, already!), but it IS fug as hell (win!) and so nerdy that not even ironic Hipsters will find them ironically cool in their ironic un-cool nerdiness. And you know I love me some weird & fug crap that's uncool. So that's really saying something.


I present to you:




Handerpants.




No, seriously.



Fingerless gloves (Madonna style!) that look like men's underwear. "Tighty whities" if you're from these parts. "Y-Fronts" if you're of the British variety. "Stupid as hell" no matter what planet you're from.



Seriously.



Should you feel the need to get your ass kicked on a daily basis, you can get your filthy paws on them from the o-fficial website at www.handerpants.com. And then don't ever talk to me again. Or else. Or else what? Or else I swear I'll figure out a way to give you an atomic wedgie while wearing your Handerpants, that's what.

Atomic Tuesday: Not-So-Ugly Mug

Welcome to Atomic Tuesday, my pretties!




Today's atomic pick-o-goodness is this kickass-tacular Vintage Set of 4 Fire King Blue Heaven Mugs, currently available from Etsy seller Sirkus:

Happy Easter! Happy Spring! Happy Whateverthehell!

Wishing you all a Happy Easter and/or a marvelously gorgeous spring day! Our regular blog features will get back to a regular schedule tomorrow, after taking a lovely break from technology over the past few days. In the meantime, enjoy some pictures from the 1940's-50's of Easters past!

(Also, I just noticed they're all about eggs. What the?! Unintentional, that. Or is it?! Mwuahahahaha! Yeah, no, it's unintentional. Just thought you could use the drama of mad scientist laughter. Carry on.)