Welcome to an especially way-out Way-Out Wednesday...that's also especially late!
Today's pick for Way-Out Wednesday isn't vintage (don't kill me!) and it can't be found from my artsy homegirls on Etsy (say whaa?!) and it's not creepy (I'm sorry, already!), but it IS fug as hell (win!) and so nerdy that not even ironic Hipsters will find them ironically cool in their ironic un-cool nerdiness. And you know I love me some weird & fug crap that's uncool. So that's really saying something.
I present to you:
Fingerless gloves (Madonna style!) that look like men's underwear. "Tighty whities" if you're from these parts. "Y-Fronts" if you're of the British variety. "Stupid as hell" no matter what planet you're from.
Should you feel the need to get your ass kicked on a daily basis, you can get your filthy paws on them from the o-fficial website at www.handerpants.com. And then don't ever talk to me again. Or else. Or else what? Or else I swear I'll figure out a way to give you an atomic wedgie while wearing your Handerpants, that's what.