Way-Out Wednesday: I Don't Want To Be Buried In A Pet Sematary

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Welcome to an extra creeptastic, extra...special...Way-Out Wednesday. I figured the last Way-Out Wednesday before Halloween should be a little extra weird. Disturbing, definitely. Gross, really. In fact, I think today's picks shouldn't even really be looked upon with human eyes. You know, like the Arc of the Covenant scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where everyone's faces melted off.






So don't say I didn't warn you, when you're picking your eyebrows and earlobes up off the floor. Also, a warning!: if you're easily squeamish around, oh I don't know, carcasses and/or are very pro-animal, then you might want to skip today's post. Because there are animals. Dead ones, mostly. You're been warned.




To all those who don't mind seeing dead people, and the weird and macabre, then please feel free to enjoy this taxidermiest Way-Out Wednesday ever...







Eye of the Wolf Talisman Pendant. No werewolves were harmed in the making of this. It's not a real wolf eyeball, but a glass taxidermist's one. (Unfortunately, now I have "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my head. Damn you, Survivor!)





Real Scorpion Vial Pendant. When another gold tennis bracelet just won't do. For the woman who has everything?





Royal Turtle Claw Pin. Why yes, I did just have my nails done, thank you for noticing.





Victorian-Influenced Starling Wing & Parakeet Skull Necklace. Why yes, I did say "parakeet skull." Avian Flu free with every purchase.





Half a Dozen Pigeon Heads. When would you need half a dozen dried pigeon skulls? When won't you need them, I ask?!




Octopus Tentacle Earrings. Now with more sucking action! These are actual, real octopus legs, cast in sterling silver. For those swanky dates nights at Red Lobster.