I can't even begin to tell you how relieved I am that someone is finally bringing back the black acid wash jeans and mesh tank top Fire Island look. And the Little Orphan Annie white girl 'fro is always a winner.
It's time to play...
Wooly Winehouse! Yay!
Add a Burt Reynolds 'stache and ample chest fur...
...And you get 70's porn star Ron Jeremy!
What can YOU make with Wooly Winehouse? Seriously, I love the kid. But for the love of Priscilla Presley, I really wish she'd eat a few Arby's Beef & Cheddars, gain a pound or 30, and get the ratted beehive back. She had such a snazzy, retro early 60's voice ("Snazzy"?! Apparently I'm 80) and rocked such a cool style, when she gave a rat's ass. Kind of like a modern version of 1984's Madonna. That's it. I can't take it anymore. Someone give her my number. Tell her to call me, we'll have coffee and talk, no big whoop.
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I gotta say, if one person on this earth could straighten that girl out, it'd be you, Kim. I do love her, flaws and all, though.
ReplyDeleteWhat I wanna know is why these people are wasting the use of my oxygen. I have a hard time respecting someone who doesnt even respect themselves enough to put on some decent clothing.
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