
Red Dress: (Dialing number)..."Hello? Is this 867-5309? It is?...Is "Jenny" there?!" (hangs up) I'm such a card, aren't I?
Blue Dress: Lemme do it! Lemme do it! (dialing)..."Hello? Hoopers General Store? Yes, do you have Prince Albert in a can? You do? Well let him out!" (hangs up) Ahahahahaha! Oh boy. What a hoot!
Red Dress: My turn! (dialing)..."Hi, Mrs. Anderson. I was just wondering....is your refrigerator running? It is? Then you better go catch it!" (hangs up) Ah ha ha ha! MAN, I feel so alive! What a RUSH! You know what we should do now? Let's be totally naughty! Let's hop in our convertible, wear cowboy hats and rob a liquor store!
Blue Dress: Yeah! And let's shack up with a hot hitchhiker who turns out to be a young Brad Pitt! And let's blow shit up! And let's use trucker lingo like "little beavers"! And let's drive over a cliff to our deaths! Yay! Best friends forever!
"Lust for Life" by Iggy Pop.
Cutest post yet.
ReplyDelete♥Darla
Oh my gosh
ReplyDeletehere goes my age :)
I can remember having an operator ,
a party line, and calling to check time,temp,etc....
And those wonderful fun prince albert conversations ,never stopping to realize the operator and everyone on the partyline knew who I was :)
What can I say I was just a kid .
those were the days.
Thanks for the memories .
I just love visiting your blog it is a great way to unwind after a
stressful day !
You have such witty posts up here. They really crack me up. I hope you have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by, Terry! Glad I could bring back some "warm fuzzies" for you!
ReplyDeleteHey, thanks a ton Keith! You have yourself an awesome weekend, too!
ReplyDeletecan i just say "lol"? lol
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