Oh the horror! The humanity! The blasphemy! Why, you sick little freak baby Jebus, WHY? If this is an intwebz hoax, then someone's going
down, and not in the good way:
Pushing Daisies has been CANCELLED, my pretty bitches. Say WHA?! How can those Hollywood fat cat big cheese
bastardos cancel PD, yet leave us with such televisional abortions like 90210 and The Starter Wife?! Pushing Daisies was great. It combined all my favorite things: morbid and slightly wrong plots, a fantastically retro 50's and 60's inspired set and wardrobe, sick irony (the lovers who can never smooch, it's so evil and I like it) and pie. Next to Mad Men, Pushing Daisies was the next best thing to getting yer vintage freak on. Maria, take a letter:
"Dear Hollywood assjacks,
YOU SUCK. And also, I hate you.
Yours truly,
Kim
PS. Watch yo' backs, buttwads"
So one more of my homies got gunned down before it's time. Is there a liquor store open yet? Colt 45 must be bought.
Enjoy some lovely PD eye candy. ENJOY IT, I said.
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