Welcome to Way-Out Wednesday!
You know you had a fan-flipping-tastic night of partying your face off when you find a decapitated head, dubious stains and a dead hooker in your hot tub the next morning:
Maybe we're just seeing this Vintage 50's Naughty Ashtray at a weird angle. Maybe it's not as bad if we saw it from another angle...
Nope. Still a dead hooker.