Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Real 50's Housewives of Compton

It was just as Loretta had suspected. She couldn't wait to run and tell the rest of the "Duncan Hines Ho's" in the neighborhood that their worst fears, next to the Red Menace, was that they had indeed been infiltrated with a spy from a rival suburban gang. Right in front of her eyes she saw the "Betty Crocka Thugs 4-Life" tattoo on Connie's lower back. Bitch better go to sleep with her eggbeater tonight. First we cut you, then we whip you up a nice souffle. Duncan Hines Ho's represent. What! What!

Vintage 50's Simplicity Designer's Pattern 8288 available from Kickshaw.