Happy Turkey/Turducken/Tofurky Day!

To all my American friends: Happy Thanksgiving! To everyone outside of the US: Happy...Random...Thursday? Whatever. I wish you all a wonderful day with your friends and family, as dysfunction-free as possible. Don't forget the Advil.

I will leave you with some fun facts- do with them what you will: Did you know that November is National Peanut Butter Lovers Month? And National Pomegranate Month? And National Impotency Month? It's always nuts and fruits and wangs around here, isn't it?

Have a swell day, everyone!