Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Cat Scratch Fever

Today is giveaway day, my little porkpies! Just my way way of saying thanks a million to my followers and readers and arch rivals, without you I'd be talking to myself and most of the time the voices don't answer back and that gets boring. You guys rock and/or roll. So keep following, always feel free to leave a comment, keep sending the "I don't get it" emails. A few more "You are the bane of my existence. Also, you're awesome" emails would not suck either.

So without further blabitty blah, let's get to the free crap already, GOSH. Up for your approval is this limp-wristed, dead-eyed, vintage cat planter! Or you can keep Sen-Sen in it for when the kids come over to visit because as everyone knows, kids love the Sen-Sen. (Ps. Did you know that it was marketed as "breath perfume"? Gross. That's a fail, unless by "perfume" they mean the likes of say, Aqua Velva.) I used it to hold pens by my phone, for all those phone calls I didn't get. Or you can put your weed in it, what do I care. The kitteh is a wee size at a little over 4" tall. It has some crazing and is a little dirty on the inside, but then again who isn't?

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Everyone is welcome to sign up! I'll pick a name from a hat and announce the winner in a week, on the 11th. If you want in on the drawing, you can either leave a comment or send me an email to that email address over there...on the right somewhere --->. Don't leave any personal info in a comment, unless you want all the world to know your name and address. The only person who'll know that stuff is moi, so if someone does a drive-by past your house and leaves a basket of muffins, you'll know it's me. Or maybe I'll just shout pretty random and indifferent things as I drive past, like "Today is Alice Cooper's birthday!" and you'll know it's me. And also, today really is Alice Cooper's birthday. I hope he's reading this and signs up for the cat planter and wins, so I can do a drive-by past his house and shout random things.

11 comments:

  1. Alice Cooper, the true pioneer of shock rock, screw Marilyn Manson, hes a bitch anyways. I guess Alice is one hell of a golfer these days too.

    I like the planter, but if I won it, Id just end up giving it to whats her name so that isnt very fair, Ill let someone else have a go at it.

    If you ever plan on driving by my duplex to shout random things, lemme know, Ill be sure to be on the front stoop, smoking a ciggy waiting for ya!

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  2. I love the cat planter thingy. But I dare you to do a drive-by past my house in England! I also think you rock and/or roll and I remember when Homer and Marge used to make out to that hymn.

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  3. Yay, someone who gets a Simpsons reference! Sweet. Well, if I can't do a drive-by, then I'll do a fly-by and drop a piece of paper with a random sentence written on it out of the plane and hope it lands in your general vicinity. How's that for complicated?

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  4. i sometimes leave random post it messages in the bathroom of my job. i'm hoping to brighten the day of somebody...randomly.

    cute planter btw.

    kym

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  5. If someone drove past my house and yelled, "Today is Alice Cooper's birthday!" I would be stoked.

    And I love free crapola.

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  6. Pick the England girl and we'll both go and do a random drive by, in a little cooper or something...it'll be a fun family vacay sis
    Love your giveaway idea

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  7. Also, I loooove me some Alice Cooper, the person, not the music, so much. And would love for him to read this, I'd do a drive by with ya for him too...Lor

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  8. Alice lives in Scottsdale AZ (not that I stalk him, much...no time as I'm busy stalking Blackie Lawless). He's a grampa and golfs and stuff. The epitome of the rocker who's real life is so normal it makes you lose faith in all rock/and or rollers....except Tommy Lee, who really DOES live the rock/and or roll (and apparently well-hung, though I wouldn't and don't want to really know in the biblical way) life style.

    I have no point.

    Ang

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  9. Id like to say things to Tommy Lee to make him cry because he really is a talentless whore. He needed his drum kit to be able to lift of it's riser and spin in silly little circles to get attention. Get over it and play you little girl....seemingly so, he also inspired Joey Jordison of Slipknot to use the same gimmick for his drum solo too at one point.

    Good God, cut the crap, leave the silly little twirly bird drumkits at home and leave the lame ass pyrotechnics somewhere else too and just friggin' play.

    I do however respect Alice, he knew when it was more or less enough and he has moved on to being more or less retired. The pioneers of a genre know when to quit, except for maybe KISS, they dont know the meaning of knock it off. I do think every once in a great while he will play a state fair here or there for kicks though, but not very often.

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  10. Hey, hey. I found your blog because Sparkleneely recommended you by giving you an award. Three cheers! I like that you know that we are all a little dirty inside.. and this cat is really good. Consider me in. Thanks!

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  11. Sparkle is the best! Well, welcome aboard this train wreck which is called my blog! Consider yourself warned. (And entered for the demon cat planter!)

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