Saturday, October 4, 2008

Boris The Spider

B is for Basil assaulted by bears.


B is also for bat. Not to be confused with:




Though these crazy-asses also emit shrill, eardrum-rupturing squawks that only dogs and grandmas can hear. And I've heard they sleep upside down in caves and suck the life out of everyone around them, so I understand your confusion.

Nay, I'm referring to your regular garden variety, hairy, flying rodents. They're far more intelligent and probably less likely to give you something contagious than the Sharons and Britneys and Parises wandering the Earth.

These bats you won't need a healthy dose of penicillin to be with:

Batman, bitches! From Over the Top Eclectic Embellishments (that's a mouthful. that's what she said. hey-yo!).

1 comment:

  1. Ive heard that Ms. Spears is on the comeback, which is just splendid. (Hope you could smell the sarcasm there).

    Those bats are way cool. Im not a fan of Batman or anything but those are just cool looking.