White And Nerdy

I almost forgot to celebrate the nation's other holiday that happens today~ the day of my people, my homies, my nerdlingtons...Freaks and geeks, lend me your ears, for today is Geek/Nerd Pride Day! Not all nerds wear pants that are too short, taped-up glasses and carry protractors, nay, we've cast off the shackles of dork cliches and come in many forms. Yeah, yeah, we all think about dorks like Urkel or Bill Gates right away, but we're so much more than that. To honor this day of kings, here's a mini homage that I just made up off the top of my head of outcasts and unconventional nerds that helped pave the way for the rest of us:


Cartoon nerd!


Wonder Years nerds!


Head of the Class nerds!


Weird Science nerds!


Duckie the nerd!


16 Candles nerds!


Mork the nerd!



And me, the biggest dork of them all. Seriously. I'm just going incognito in this pic. My pocket protector is in the shop.

And for you hardcore, vintage nerds, here's a vintage 60's tie for you, complete with math equations. It's almost painfully nerdy, isn't it? Geek love!



And for your entertainment this evening, enjoy the best scene of Revenge of the Nerds, the lamest rap and also the best rap of all time, and don't think I'm not going to try to find this song for my ring tone, because I totally am. That's how we dorks roll.




"White and Nerdy" by Weird Al.

A Marshmallow World

Because everybody in the US of A knows what an Easter Peep is (side note to my international amigos: do you know what a Peep is?), I bring you tidings of Easter cheer the only way I know how: with the unexplainable and time-wasting creative use of said marshmallow abominations, combined with utter geekery to the ubiquitous modern nerdaholics' anthem movie of choice, the Lord of the Rings, as told by Peeps. (Yes. Yes that was a run-on. I worked very hard on it. Thank you for noticing.)

People of the Earth, I bring you: The Lord of the Peeps: The Fellowship of the Peep. (<-- Go to that site if you wanna see the entire storyline of the first episode of LOTR done with Peeps.)







































"A Marshmallow World" by Dean Martin. Yeah, I know it's an Xmas song, so what, you wanna fight about it?