
Gentleman Prefer...
*...their women to dress like 12 year old boys?
*...their women to be classy, yet have a subtle hairstyle that whispers "I live in a trailer park"?
*...to coordinate their outfits when they go out to look like they just had their yearbook photo taken?
*...to pretend to be Clark Kent?
*...to act like they're interested in what "Kiss My Grits" Flo has to say, while checking out the stacked blond behind her?
*...to take full advantage of props, such as this complimentary basket of fruit, sent up by hotel management when accidentally mistaking them for the Everly Borthers?
*...to use said prop in order to break out the old "is that a banana in your basket, or are you just happy to see me" joke?
*...to offer chicks a poison apple, so they'd just go away already?
*...to keep a close watch on their chick, waiting for the moment the roofies kick in?
* ...to grip something tightly, to keep from reaching over and bitchslapping Flo into next week, in order to get her to stop talking about the proper way to fry a corn dog?
"My Best Friend's Girlfriend" by the Cars.
i'm still laughing as i type this..
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