Friday, April 16, 2010

Aqua Blue Heaven Friday: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Jail Time.

Welcome to Aqua Blue Heaven Friday!


Don't you hate it when the last song you heard on the car radio gets stuck in your head for eternity? That happened to me this morning and you know what I learned? I learned there are apparently 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. You could

1.) Just slip out the back, Jack
2.) Make a new plan, Stan
3.) Don't need to be coy, Roy
4.) Hop on the bus, Gus
5.) Just drop off the key, Lee

Really, Simon and Garfunkel? That is your sage advice? Those are my options?! Well that sucks. Thanks for all your no help, jerks. My advice would be a little more fruitful, I think. I'd suggest something more along the lines of "Just stab him in the head, Fred" or "Superglue his junk to his belly, Nelly" but apparently you have to be a slightly depressing, brillo-haired, Hobbit of a folk-singing duo in order to give advice, so ignore my suggestions. If you're planning on leaving your lover- you know, or taking a vacay, whatevs- then perhaps this would be more appropriate (plus, it wouldn't lead to 20 to life or becoming someone named Big Shirley's bitch):


This super cute Vintage 60's Aqua Floral Suitcase is new old stock and has never been used. (Bonus!) Suitcase is currently available on Etsy from seller Beppie Bags. (Although, I still recommend to just "Set his trailer on fire, McGuire".)


  1. Get out of town, Clown
    Time to leave, Steve
    Shake yer booty, Hooty
    Just get dim, Kim :)

  2. With that suitcase, I could turn into a Hag-Bag!!