Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Way-Out Wednesday: Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

First, let me half ass-edly apologise for skipping yesterday's Atomic Tuesday. I was having a torrid and tempestuous love affair with my accountant for a couple hours and writing a blog after all that hot and heavy action is not possible. Well, OK, it's partly true. I was at my accountant's office yesterday. Gettin' my taxes on. Yeah, not so exciting anymore, is it? And when I got home, I was beat. Game over. I was spent, like yesterday's nickel for a shoeshine and pastrami on rye with a deli barrel pickle on the side. Or whatever. Make up your own damn film noir similes.

Next week we'll be back to our regular themes. Unless my accountant calls me back in for more ... number crunching. Ooh-la-freaking-la.

But there IS today! Yes, today I will make it all up to you on this fine Way-Out Wednesday, my little cherub bottoms, with another Holiday Horror: Valentine's Day edition.






Behold, the most romantic and charming Vintage Valentine's Day Card you could possibly bestow upon your love muffin:






If you have to fake a suicide attempt in order to get your object of affection to agree to a date with you, you're doing it wrong. Unless you happen to like psychotic, bat-crazy nutjobs, then it's your lucky day!

9 comments:

  1. oh wow that's some strange looking Valentine card, although somehow I think my husband would kinda like it, he's weird like that!

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  2. I love creepy V-Day cards---but it's strange to imagine kids giving cards like this to each other! (I wish they still made cards like this, instead of the fruity Spiderman and Spongebob types!)

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  3. Okay, I kinda think I'm scarred now, after viewing that. Thank you for sharing, though. I think. :)

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  4. Ahhhhahahaha! This is amazing! I think I'm going to print this off & take it to the flower shop so I have something to laugh at when the stupid boys start to stress me out.
    ~Christine H.

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  5. LOL Oh my goodness, that card is odd!!! Kinda gives me a tummy ache! Not because of the mouse, but because he is stuck in a trap! Owie!

    And you reminded me that I have to do our taxes...that also could contribute to the tummy ache.

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  6. Where do you FIND this goofy stuff??? I've been around the block a few times with antiques and collectibiles, and I gotta tell ya kiddo, you find some really unique swag.

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  7. "Make up your own damn film noir similes"...oh man I <3 this blog.

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  8. You know what? This is a veiled threat Valentine. I mean, I know some women (Elin, Elizabeth, Jenny...) who could have used such a thing.

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  9. Morbid.. yet cute.. I love it! LOL!!

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