Just a quick update to let you guys know that I've had to put a block on all "Anonymous" posters to my blog from now on. Not for any malicious or mean-spirited reason, though that would make for a great story. No, what's been happening is too much damn spam. I could just delete them, but that's one more step in my day, taking up more time which could be spent drinking. I mean, reading the bible. Every morning I wake up to more and more Anonymous spam comments, like from schmoes hawking Viagra and Cialis and one particular pain in the ass who posts in Japanese about businessmen and sex trade. Apparently my blog is a magnet for men with wiener issues. Great. Exactly what I was aiming for. (That's what he said. Hey-yo!) Maybe it's lame jokes like that which are bringing the wiener commenters. Maybe I should ixnay on the pervy puns for a while. It's gonna be hard. (That's what he...No! Must resist!)
Anyway, just a heads-up. If you don't have a blog account (using any blogging host, it doesn't have to be just Blogger) set up, you just can't comment. You can still feel free to email me your wiener issues. Although I'll probably just publicly mock them later. Fair warning.