Oh lover, no. NON!
Seeing this recent picture of my little soup du jour makes my heart bleu. Why, I remember that April nuit in Paris when you asked, no, begged! Pleaded! Pined! Yearned! for my undying love, but I told you, my little souffle, that I cannot marry you, for we are on 2 different paths of life. I'm on the path to stardom of becoming the world's leading grand designer of chapeaux made from croissants and mini Eiffel tower figurines and you on the path to becoming the next lumberjack Brawny paper towel spokes model. Our love is destined to be as lonely and grey as that kook Mona Lisa.
Let's remember the way you looked when we met, so délicieux, so magnifique., You were, mon cherie, too, too divine! I must go now, Joaquin, you delicious little saucisse, for the poets and painters are calling to me. A toast to you, my pet! And if your career in the paper towel biz is très terrible to you, there will always be a spot open to you, not only in my heart, but as a guest role playing a 1980's Cuban drug dealer on CSI: Miami."
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Please tell me you found out that the grizzly bear pic has something to do with an up and coming movie and hes not just doing that for the hell of it.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, Mr. Depp went through a phase like that too at one point didnt he?
Hollywood, Ill never understand it and I dont think I want to.
I'm pretty sure it's just a typical Hollywood actor rebellious phase: "I don't want to be known for playing Johnny Cash, I'm so much bigger and more than that. I'm an arteest, recognise my mad skills, dammit."
ReplyDeleteDude, the Joaquin now has a RAP career, you heard me he "raps" now.
ReplyDeleteThe Joaquin is, how you say it, nuts?
Julie, are you TRYING to kill me? He RAPS? Sigh. I bet he's awesome at it, like K-Fed. You know, in that untalented, embarassing hack kind of way.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, he fucking raps????? When do these Hollywood nut jobs realize that yes, even they have limits to their talents?
ReplyDeleteHe'd havta pay ME big money to even think, think, (one more time) even THINK about listening to his white ass rap.
Its Sat. night at 8 PM and Im home. Its flippin freezin arse cold outside and I was doing the check on yer website stuff and I bumped into yours, so I wanted to say hello Kim! =)
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