The crappy picture:

Ok, ok, the faraway view isn't that entertaining, just a bunch of nerds at the stadium. But zoom in on:

It's Napoleon Dynamite. Gosh.

I have these *exact* same sunglasses! Only mine are held together with clear tape, since the pin dealies fell out of the hinges on the arms. Yeah, I'm a nerd and I deal with that every day. You should too.

Digging for gold? Busted.
(And if you haven't guessed it by now, this month's free crapola giveaway will be a vintage book! Duh. Don't you roll your eyes at me, it's a cool book! You better watch it mister, or else I'll sign you up for a year's worth of "The Watchtower" pamphlets.)