Where did I go and what did I do on vacation? Well I can tell you what I didn't do, as chronicled by the following fanTAStic beach photos from 1951 (ish)...
I didn't...
...Wear a crazy hat...
...Or crazy-ass sunglasses (though why the hell didn't I?!)
I didn't...
...Get jiggy on the beach and break out into random dancing, singing songs about staying up past 10 and waxing my new surfboard, while a band full of crazy cats with names like "Scooter" and "the Geech" joins me on the beach... (Nor did I drop it like it's hot, for those of you who were wondering)...
I didn't...
...Hang out with any guys who wear sandals, under penalty of castration-by-spork (although donning the entire Brooks Brothers winter line on the beach is perfectly acceptable)...
I didn't...
...Wear a fur coat with a swimsuit on the beach, because that's just crazy. Everyone knows a mink stole is apropos. DUH.
And I didn't...
...Wear Hammer Pants....At least, not until cocktail hour.
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YAY you're back, you've been missed! I hope what you DID do was enjoyable :o)
ReplyDeleteWoot! I missed you too! Actually, what I did was nowhere near exciting enough to mention. Have you heard of "staycations"? It's when you basically stay home & take day trips locally. Well, that's what I did. (See? Not exciting!)
ReplyDeleteWelcome back! Staying home while on vacation can be really enjoyable--I hope you had a great time!
ReplyDeleteStaycation. I think that's where my folks always took us when we were kids.
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ReplyDeleteWelcome Back from your staycation :)
Missed your cool vocabulary ,not to mention your fantastic humor It really makes my day .
Hey a break is a break !
Hope you had a great one .
Until Next Time
Happy Trails
Yay! You're back... er, well, "back"... hope you had a fantabulous staycation! Frankly, I think any kind of "cation" is a good thing. ;) Missed ya, kiddo!
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